Cloud Computing,
Humor
Author:
Mark Dixon
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
7:22 pm
Ironically, within minutes this evening, I followed two cloud computing links - BC Comics’ definition and a more serious, post, Top 10 List for Success in the Cloud, by Octave Orgeron.  With all due respect to Octave, I propose a Top 10 List for successful cloud computing, using Wiley’s definition (following the comic strip).
Here is my top 10 list for successful cloud computing:
10. The seat in front of you is far enough away so you can actually lower the tray and open your laptop
9. Â The flight attendant doesn’t spill water on your keyboardÂ
8. Â You remembered to charge your laptop before leaving the office
7. Â You didn’t forget the new password you set this morning
6. Â The inflight WiFi connection actually works
5. Â Your credit card has enough headroom to actually pay for inflight WiFi
4. Â The person in the seat next to you stops talking long enough for you to do some actual computing
3. Â The person in the seat next to you isn’t employed by your biggest competitor
2. Â You don’t get motion sick while trying to focus on your spreadsheet during turbulence
1. Â You resist the urge to give up and watch a movie instead
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